Why Plastic flowers is a NONO.

Plastic Boy : Dear, I bought flowers (Plastic) for you.
Cute Gal : Thank you.. (Sounded a little disappointed)
Plastic Boy : Lets go for dinner at Orchard Road?
Cute Gal : Ok

Along the way, plastic boy saw many girls carry bouquet of roses but his gal friend carry plastic flowers. He felt pai seh . (Embarrassed).

Plastic Boy : Dear keep the flowers in the bag ok?
Cute Gal : Ok loh. (feeling abit down after see so many girls with bouquet )

Throughout the night the flowers was kept in the bag.
Cute gal kept the flowers at home. On one occasion, plastic boy saw this flower again.

Plastic Boy : Why you still keep the flowers? Faster throw away lah.
Cute gal : Throw for what, you give to me for Valentine’s Day one mah.
Plastic Boy : Next time I buy you real flowers, no more fake roses.

Plastic Boy felt guilty and ever since then every year, plastic boy only buy real flowers for cute gal.

PS: Names had been given to protect the identity.

Blessing Both...

Love and kindness are never wasted.
They always make a difference.
They bless the one who receives them,
and they bless you, the giver. :)

Great Idea to celebrate CNY and Valentine's Day

A SweeT GentlemAn

Ms Sotong : Hey pal, u know that i am selling flowers rights
Mr Neo : Yup. Ok lah i support you steady bo...
Ms Sotong : Thank man..
Mr Neo : Can. You help me buy a dozen
Mr Neo : But hor, I don’t want to be all together
Ms Sotong : huh?
Mr Neo : Ya , I want it to be individual
Mr Neo : Because on first day my friends are coming to my house.
Mr Neo : So I intend to just give one stalk to any girls who come lor
Ms Sotong : You are so sweet
Ms Sotong : Thank you for ordering from us

PS: Names had been given to protect the identity.

Mum, I Love yoU

Who say Valentine's Day is just for couples?

Guess what the sweetest order we received?

SHE: yoo!! heard that you recently started side line by selling personalised gifts? selling flowers also right?

Miss Ladyfinger: yeah babe. how can I help you?

SHE: oh, my mum's birthday is coming and since it's also around valentine's day period. thought of giving her surprise by giving her a bouquet! can shun bian support you this good friend as well ma.

Miss Ladyfinger: wheeee. great. thanks for your support uh. hehe. steady pom pi pi. 3 roses then! means I Love yoU also. :)

PS: Names had been given to protect the identity.

Valentine's Day Promotion

Dear Ladies & Gentleman,

Looking for Roses?

Reasonably-priced for V-Day! Check out other florists online & u'll know what I mean.
Our florist have more than 10 years of experience

12 Roses bouquet - $78 (Order before 1st Feb 2010, to enjoy promotional price $60!)

3 Roses bouquet - $28 (sold out)

Prices above excluding Delivery Service. Additional delivery charges applies: $15-30

To order simply Reply to us @:

thegiftavern@gmail.com

Full Name:
Contact no:
Choice of Bouquet: 12 or 3
Colour of roses: Pink or Red
Receipient Name & Address:
Delivery or Self-Collection Date & Time:
Referred by:
Delivery/Collection:
Self-Collection: Pasir Ris/Tampines/Yio Chu Kang MRT

*For delivery of Roses on 13 & 14th Feb 2010,
Delivery Charges will be double charged
due to PH, CNY EVE & CNY Day 1...
(eg: original delivery x 2 = TOTAL Delivery Charges)

Last orders: 9th Feb 2010, 5pm

Valentine's Day Bouquet

''Grace and Gentility, the rose of sweet thoughts...''

Item's Name: Valentine's Day Bouquet
Price: $28

3 Roses stands for: I LOVE YOU! (pic not as above)

Mickey: "Hey, Donald! Valentine's day coming!"

Donald: "Yeah man, the flowers are so expensive on this day & I just started this new relatioship!"

Mickey: "So you're going to get her flowers?"

Donald: "Not sure because the relationship is not stable..."

Mickey: "Hmm then get her 3 Roses bouquet! Just in case, you know. My girlfriend told she feels little sad when she sees other girls/colleagues receiving flowers while her hands are empty on V-day. Do you know that?"

Donald: "How would I know? But sure is good idea to invest in the 3 roses bouquet. Most importantly let her know I do care for her."

Mickey: "My friend, hope the flowers do Magic to your relationship!"

(Based on true conversations,
names have been changed to protect identity.)

Hearts in Glass

"I'll be there for you always!''

Item Name: Cactus & Hearts

D-I-Y (Packed in a Box with items in sachets)
Price: $15

Jack: "My dear, ever since you do sales... our time together is so much lesser."

Jill: "Really? You still mean a lot to me. Don't think so much k..."

Jack: "No worries, I understand you need to focus on your new job.."

Jill(grinned): "You know what, this Cactus & Hearts is for you. Specially hand-made by me. Put this beside your pc!"

Jack(Surprised): "Wow, when did you get this?"

Jill: "When I realized we don't meet as much. I know I need to do something special & meaning for you. Something to express how I feel towards us."

Hearts represents my love, Sand represents the foundation for our relationship, Glass represents we can read each others' mind & Last but not least, Cactus represents me - I'll always be there for you, be it Rain or Shine!"

(Based on true conversations,
names have been changed to protect identity.)